anus:
i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend
I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend
alright you win
slip into me
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
jakeandladyrainicornslovechild:
Woody was the first person to have sass and his sass will forever be better than anyone else’s sass
Reblog if Google should do a Doodle of Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary.
Spread ‘em around.
(source)they have to
there is no goddamn way they can get away with not doing one
they have had google doodles for way stupider shit than this
the very LEAST they could do is make a doodle for the doctor
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